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• We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant.
• This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
  The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....
• We walk on like an elephant and back off like a giraffe.
• There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
  For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephantÕs tail, really hard....
• This married couple go to the zoo. They come up to the elephant cage and the husband says to his wife look at that big trunk the elephant has.
  The wife says, that's nice. Then they go on to the next cage and there is a tiger....
• The more we do; the more we can do...