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Lord Give Me Patience......But Hurry!
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Lord give me patience......But Hurry!
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Please God, give me patience -- and hurry!
Lord, give me patience... and I need it NOW!
Give me patience, and I want it right NOW!
PRAYERS AROUND THE ZODIAC ARIES Dear God, please give me patience.
.. and could you do it right now? TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick....
Scotty!, Hurry, beam me uragg^*úþœ NO CARRIER
Scotty, hurry, beam me... uragg^*.%# NO CARRIER.
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
Good News, Bad News One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news.
'I've got some good news and some bad news', The Lord said....
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