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Mars Ain't The Kind Of Place To Raise The Kid
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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise the kids
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....and Jupiter's in line with Mars........
Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!!
A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.
There is water on Mars, we've seen canals --Dan Quayle
Picture the scenario: it's first day back at school after the Summer Hols and all the little infants are fidgeting about with excitement etc.
.. Teacher: Okay, kids, we'll begin the year by discussing what we did over the Summer Hols....
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
ALL kids are SPECIAL KIDS !!!!!!
There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. First is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime....
There are three kinds of sex in a marriage. The first is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime....