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Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
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Terminal program : a dying program.
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While in grad school, I was an "assistant" in a lab which contained two pdp-11/23's running UNIX System 3.
Much of my education came from jokes played on me by my more knowledgeable friends....
From noise@cisunx.UUCP Thu Feb 16 05:30:04 1989 Flag
000000000000 From: noise@cisunx.UUCP (Andy Andrews) Subjec...
dream(1l) NAME dream - suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNTAX dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION Dream suspends execution of the current proces for time second
while simulating a dream sequence by executing random segments of code in memory....
1. This one happened impromptu. A group of us were novice UNIX hacks working for our department of computer science, all on similar terminals.
I had written a small program that would transmit a single character at a time to another terminal....