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• Wake up or eat sushi, wake up!
• Wake up, little Sushi, wake up! ...
• Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb.
• Sing this to the Everly Brothers' tune "Wake Up, Little Susie
  Wake up or eat sushi, wake up! Wake up or eat sushi, wake up!...
• Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so.
  Hang up....
• Things Dogs Must Try To Remember... I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
  The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table....
• Things to do in a grumpy mood... Wake someone up violently.
• Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep.