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• Nobody Home But the Lights & they're out too.
• Says a girl from junior high to her boyfriend: "Do you want to come to my place tonight?
  Nobody at home!" Of course he eagerly agrees, so at eight he rings the doorbell....
• My name's not Honey, and I'm nobody's "girl"!
• one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
• Another one I've done more than once is to slowly increase the pitch and speed of my voice while recording the message to make it sound like the machine is broke
  (start, low pitch, slow) "Hhhhheeelllllloooooo thheeeerrrrrrre evvvvveerrrryyyboooodyyyy....
• How many Iraquis does it take to change a light bulb?
  - Nobody knows, they all stand around and threaten it and call it names....
• Q: How many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Zero. Nobody knew they were there.
• Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• How many Russian leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....