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• Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Iraquis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  - None. Soon they'll glow in the dark!...
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number....
• Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....
• How many Russian leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q: How many W.A.S.P.s does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....