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My computer has EMS....Won't you help?
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Help! My computer is holding me prisoner...
picture Rodney D. saying this) Fat!! My wife's so fat she doesn't even complain if you leave the toilet seat up!
I tell ya... my wife's so fat, she has to have help using the bathroom....
Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.
True story from a Novell NetWare SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?
Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Calle...
Need a little UNIX help? Customer: What is the command that will tell me the revision code of a program ?
UNIX consul: Yes, that's correct. Custome...
When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on....
The Jargon Jungle Hacking Through the Jargon Jungle -------------------------------------------------- When I went to college in the 1980'
I heard a lot of words like "data input" and "beta version....
YES! You may have already won.......