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• My arm!", said Captain Hook offhandedly.
• Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
• The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do.
  He told Red, "I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg....
• From bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu Mon Jan 16 05:30:03 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu (Rod G. Bogart) Subjec...
• Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook
• Please, cut off my arm.
• Hook A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.
  The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch....
• I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.