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• Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
• THE MARRIED LIFE You know what I did before I married?
  Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it....
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• Signs That You've Been Out Of College Too Long: ** Your potted plants stay alive.
  ** Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
• Signs That You've Already Grown Up ** Your potted plants stay alive.
  ** Fooling around in a twin sized bed is absurd. ** You keep more food than beer in the fridge....
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• Two men were at a poker game that had run late; 3:00 AM to be exact Man1
  You know what I hate about these games? When I go home....
• A friend of mine told me this one. Two men were at a poker game that had run late
  3:00 AM to be exact Man1: You know what I hate about these games?...
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