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• Contributed by Steve Kufer, who attended the event.
  Here are highlights from Comedy Celebration Day on July 31, 1988 in San Francisco....
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  I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend....
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  They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard....
• This drunk was sitting on a bar stool when this lady walked in carrying a duck under her arm.
  Drunk said, "Where'd you get that pig?" Lady said, "That's no pig, it's a duck....