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• Not tonight, Chekov, I have an earache.
• Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM!
• Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
• Not tonight dear.....I have a modem
• Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
• After a late night out with the boys, the man undressed and slipped into bed with his wife.
  Are you awake honey?" he whispered. When he got no response, he kissed her on the lips....
• Reminds me of the guy who was out fishing all day, and frustrated with only catching one fish, took the fish to bed with him.
  His wife came to bed and wanted to make love. "Not tonight", the fisherman replied, "I have a haddock....