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Reminds Me Of The Guy Who Was Out Fishing All Day, And Frustrated With Only Catching One Fish, Took The Fish To Bed With Him.
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Reminds me of the guy who was out fishing all day, and frustrated with
only catching one fish, took the fish to bed with him. His wife came to
bed and wanted to make love. "Not tonight", the fisherman replied, "I
have a haddock."
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