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  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, d--n motion sickness!
• 48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION?
  YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A "SPEED-UP" CAMPAIGN!...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
  djones@megatest.UUCP (Dave Jones) Subject: Practical Joke Down South Keyword...
• He wants some jokes and anecdotes. - DJ ) True story
  I used to work for T.I. in Houston. Once a young programmer fellow >From the Bedford, England came to do some consulting....
• Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
• SEX AND POLITICS IN THE HOUSE OF NEPTUNE >From troubled waters tropical, there comes a twice-told tale of Candidate who sealed his fate by hoisting leeward sail.
  The Monkey Business, U.S.S., embarked for southern sea with Presidential hopeful and the ghost of Kopechne....
• R. D. Jones And His Sewing Machine The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
  MONDAY: For sale: R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale....