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• Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
  Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
• Now, where did I put that sling shot.....?
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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• Drunks A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
  "Why, of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks,"Where are you from?...
• Why not REPLY and make this person happy!!
• A tale of woe...by Poe? Or a vain attempt at literature by the computer semi-literate?
  Anonymous, with all apologies due to E. A. Poe Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, Systems manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bedsheets, Still I sat there, doing spreadshee...
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....