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Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure.
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GUEST: Do lemons have wings? HOST: What? GUEST: I said, do lemons have wings?
HOST: Of course not. GUEST: Oh my god, I think I just squeezed your canary into my drink!...
Question For God A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriend
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN... * The Yoko Club?.........
.........Oh no. The German philosophy club?.....I. Kant....
Beginner Cook Are you a cook? Neither am I. When dinner comes I only sigh, Wake up the phone and his book And let somebody be my cook.
A pizza is a trusty meal, A color frantic tasty wheel....
One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....