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• The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on the door.
  Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....
• The Seven Dwarfs were having an audience with the pope when Dopey raised his hand and said, "Excuse me?
  Your Holiness?" The pope said, "Yes, my son? What can I do for you?...
• The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in New York.
  On the second day, he is driving back to his motel after a heavy days bible bashing....
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  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
  The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our country?...
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  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
  I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...