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• One for the thumb in '91!
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....
• Another joke which one can easily perpetrate goes like thi
  Fill a plastic, or rubber, tube with water. Hold the tube vertically up into the air and with the thumb of one hand plug up the bottom hole of the tube and place it next to your ear (hide the fact that you are plugging the hole)....
• Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger.
• A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb
  Never be absolute, unless absolutely necessary: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day....
• A butcher got along great with everyone in the neighborhood except a mysterious swami.
  They hated each other! One evening, the swami's pregnant wife had intense cravings for liver, however, and the swami had to go into his enemy's shop....
• Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak.
  This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72......
• Rule of the Thumb: The more buttons fastened on a person's shirt, the higher the I.
  Q. (Curtis Cloaninger)...
• I'VE HAD SUCH A BAD DAY I COULD HAVE FALLEN INTO A BARREL OF TITS AND COME UP SUCKING A THUMB.