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Altzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget!
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Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say.
I never forget a face - but yours I might.
I was driving through North Wales one day last summer, when I had the misfortune to run out of petrol right out in the sticks.
It was about 5 miles to the nearest house, but when I got there the farmer who lived in it was very hospitable and offered to drive me back to my car with a can of petrol, as long as I stayed to have a bite to eat first....
One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpso
I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button.
Ah, the smell of it...
A bunch of sports-minded guys were boozing it up to excess and getting very loud in the process.
When the subject of the University of Georgia came up, one of the guys snorted...