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Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN!
THE FACTS OF LIFE: The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you Money can't buy happiness.
..But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Deja Moo...
RULES LEFT OUT OF "LIFE'S LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOK" THAT WE SHOULD KNOW
1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity....
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
There was a Pole who was stranded at sea. He saw a bottle floating and picked it up.
When he opened it, a Genie popped out, "I have been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years!...
It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess!
A Cynics Guide To Life ** The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
** I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows....