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Pete Rose & George Steinbrenner, What A Combo.
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Pete Rose & George Steinbrenner, what a combo.
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Q: What's better than a rose on your piano? A: Tulips on your organ.
A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me.
"Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me....
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granger@cg-atla.UUCP (Pete Granger) Subject: Golf and Sex Joke Keyword...
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What color do you paint the sun and the wind? The sun rose, and the wind blue.
Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano? A: Having Tulips on your organ.
TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
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