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• Light travels at the speed of thought.
• 186,000 miles a second -- it's the Law! (speed of light)
• Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
• Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
• Prepare to surge to sub-light speed.............EN-GAGE!
• Physicists get hadrons.
• Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
• Anthropologists do it with culture. Archeologists do it with mummies.
  Architects do it late. Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl....