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PLEASE YIELD TO EMERGENCY VEHICLES, THEY MAY BE FOR YOU!!
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PLEASE YIELD TO EMERGENCY VEHICLES, THEY MAY BE FOR YOU!!
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Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance!
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate....
Redneck Census Form Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age...
Application to go on the Jerry Springer Show: Last name
________________ First name: (Check appropriate box) (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack What does everyone call you?...
The Registry Of Motor Vehicles' Pledge Of Cheerfulness.
At the sound of the tone, you will be charged $10 for the first minute and $
2 for each additional minute. Please leave your name, phone number and a message....
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.