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Divide Overflow, I failed grade 2 math!
Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch.
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \_«_MINE\*.*")
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*")
Do not puncture or incinerate.
Do not provoke me.
Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.
Do not disturb. We're disturbed enough as it is.
Do not induce vomiting.
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
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