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I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
I was a snowball in hell.
I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin J. Fudd
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
I tried snorting coke ... and almost DROWNED!
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong...
I toast. Therefore I am.
I used to write, but now I message.
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