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I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you?
I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T
I'm not young enough to know everything
I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going!
I'm only happy when I worry about stuff.
I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be.
I'm not prejudiced - I hate everybody equally!
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
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