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If you can't get a job, get a senate appointment!!!
If you can't fix it call it a feature.
IF TAGLINE = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief)
IF KidsPerFamily > 2 THEN Ecological.Crime = TRUE
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
IF IsStolen. THEN GOTO InsultThief
IF %PRICE%!==LIST! KEEP SHOPPING.
If(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(UntilNextDay)
ifyoucanreadthisyou'retooclose
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouts.
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