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Real programmers don't use flowcharts.]
Real men don't use thesauruses.
REAL programmers can use copy con program.exe
REAL processors don't have segments.
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
Reality is not a constant. Shut up and finish your dinosaur.
Reality is for wimps!
Reality is an illusion produced by alcohol deficiency.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
Reality is that part of imagination we all agree on.
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