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I Lost Everything," [Norris] Said.
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I lost everything," [Norris] said.
apartments --- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost.
It's in the apartment somewhere. I installed a skylight in my apartment....
I get blamed for *everything*!
I lost a button hole today.
Everything that's important has already been said!
Don't believe everything I say.
Swifties: "Have a ride in my new ambulance", said Tom hospitably.
"The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm", said Tom humorlessly....
miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
Two hunters hired a bush pilot to fly them to a remote lake in Alaska.
As he dropped them off, the pilot said, "Now, you can legally shoot one moose apiece, but don't do it....