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COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language
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Computer Industry Acronyms PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics WWW - World Wide Wait COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 - Obsolete Soo
Rude, crude, socially unacceptable...
If it works, it must be obsolete.
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry....
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry....
COBOL Programmers have HIGH-VALUES
This universe is BORING without the Romulans!
We've been *there*, and found it boring...