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COBOL Programmers have HIGH-VALUES
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Subject: Real Programmers - Real Programmers don't eat quiche.
In Fact, real programmers can't even spell quiche....
What will really happen in the Year 2000. "99 Bottles of Beer" song gets stuck in an infinite loop At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999, Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.
0; the Pentium* V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse....
The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test".
In the wink of an event flag, Kirk was back in a COM state.
"Spock, $WAKE" "SPOCK-F-ISTHATTHETIME-What's the matter Captain ?...
But do you have a high school diploma???
Lesser Languages The Copier Circuit Basic, Fortran, Cobol
These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry....
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
1 + 1 = 3; for large values of 1
COBOL: Crude Outdated Boring Obsolete Language