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  While the barman's pouring it, he looks about the place, and sees a piano man sitting there in front of the old ivories, giving it a bit of a play, and his pet monkey, which is wandering about with a tin mug collecting money....
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• Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" One - if it knows its own Goedel number....
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number....
• How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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• If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
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