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• My favorite stupid bank robbery story happened here in Rochester, NY a few years ago.
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• A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter came out to welcome him, and as the Gates opened the lawyer saw a banner which welcomed him, the first 457-year old man....
• A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening
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• I'm so confused....
• This tagline's confused-thinks it's a message.
• To be or not to be, that always confused me!
• if(confused) read(manual)