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  Anything I wanted to. -- Henny Youngman The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it....
• This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way.
• God Save Us, Rodney Mood mentor.cc.purdue.edu!ag3
• The only place you can have it your way is Burger King!
• How `bout those relatives that seem to stay longer than expected.
  ... If you had someone staying at your house, especially if they're traveling with small children, help them pack up the car....
• Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is dow
• BE ALERT!! STAY ALIVE!! CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!!!!!
• STAY ALERT!TRUST NO ONE!KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY.
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....