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BE ALERT!! STAY ALIVE!! CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!!!!!
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BE ALERT!!
STAY ALIVE!!
CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!!!!!
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STAY ALERT!TRUST NO ONE!KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY.
Witty Words of Wisdom: Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them....
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
Actual Doctors' Notes On Patient's Charts: ** Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year ** On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
** She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night....
Virus Alert... If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty....
Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat? A: If you beat your chicken it would die
Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home.
What goes "Gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-gu-GA!"? A baby with a speech impetiment (sp?
). >What's gross? >Running over a baby. >What's grosser than gross?...
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?