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Do You Know The Best Contraceptive? ...No... You're Righ
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Do you know the best contraceptive? ...No... You're right
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Q: What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive foam? A: A spermicidal maniac.
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
The best practical joke I know of is from MASH. However, you need a reputation as an incorrigable joker for it to work.
Just let the person know you are going to play a big one on him within 5 days....
Insanity is fun if you do it right.
Mrs. Jones goes to see her obstetrician, Dr. Smith.
She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid....
What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow!
It is with regret that I must say that the controversy over this matter and the volume of response have blown far out of proportion.
It is my current belief that an excessive amount of mail directed at the Kitchener- Waterloo Record can only aggravate the situation....
Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lip
There was a young sailor from Brighton Who said to his girl, "You`re a tight one.
She replied, " `Pon my soul, You're in the wrong hole...