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Eat yogurt and get cultured
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Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard
Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling!
Eat properly, get lots of exercise - and die anyway.
A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, Had achieved some renown For her tone going down - There's a nice civil tongue in her head.
Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat.
* DO NOT EAT *
Eat the young!
It should be noted by people wishing to play practical jokes, that some people take them dead seriously.
Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....
Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it....