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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow...
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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may go offline
Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ...
Q: What are the three things homosexuals like most? A: To eat, drink, and be Mary.
I am NOT a merry man. -- Worf
No longer sitting on the merry-go-round...
I know a Girl that doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't swear, goes to bed early, and isn't thinking about sex all the time.
Hey, that's great." "Yes, I know, and, you know, tomorrow she'll be five years old....
Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc
Merry Christmas every body - may there be peace all over.
Live now -- procrastinate tomorrow!