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• Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.
  If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam....
• Politically Correct Santa 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
  ... How to live in a world that's politically correct?...
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may go offline
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
• Arizona Diary: May 30th Just moved to Tucson, Arizona.
  Now this is a state that knows how to live! Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy evenings....
• Santa's Bad Day... One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere.
  Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule....
• Least Popular Christmas Carols 10. Deck The Halls With Useless Junk / Martha Stewart Made While She Was Drunk!
  (Deck The Halls) 9. Rudolph The New York Mayor / Wore A Very Lovely Dress (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer) 8....
• NON-CURSE CURSE'S May you have the nicest neighbors in all Sibera.
  May your name be so famous that every bailiff, tax colector, cop and secret agent know it....