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Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood its ground
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
Mighty Mouse will save the day......
A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
82 There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very remarkable trick.
Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven, God and Jesus went down to earth to play some golf.
Going into the last hole, which was a difficult par 5, they are par for par....
Politically Correct Santa 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
... How to live in a world that's politically correct?...