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• Well, excu-u-u-u-se me.
• One morning, the county sheriff was having a cup of coffee at the donut shop, when all of a sudden a kid on a tricycle zoomed down the street.
  The sheriff was so startled he spilled coffee all over himself, but the tricycle was gone before anything could be done...
• It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill.
  Down at the bottom are Peter, Mary, and the rest of his gang....
• Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
• _ /| \`o.O' Thpfft ÷(___)÷ U
• Bill the Cat _ __/| \'o.O' =(___)= U ; ' ' '
• Nope.....u still ugly!
• Three prisoners attempt an escape from Alcatraz, but are caught and must be punished.
  Prison Guard: "OK, the governor has prescribed punishment of three lashes each, but you may have on your back the covering of your choice....
• JOY RIDE (adapted from Sleigh Ride) Just hear those machines guns rattling
  at-tat-tattling too. Come on, it's lovely weather for a joy ride together with you....