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• Your family tree has no branches.
• NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $
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• Prison vs. Work IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
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• Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks.
• Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail friends.
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