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• Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!
• Next Time You Wave, Use ALL Your Fingers!
• Young Charlie is having trouble with his first grade addition homework, so his father decides to help.
  He teaches the Charlie how to add small numbers by counting on his fingers....
• Did you ever think as a hearse goes by, That you might beeee the next to die.
  They wrap you up in a nice clean sheet, And throw you in about 6 feet deep....
• BE A KID AGAIN.... Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
  Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces Sing into your hairbrush Grow a milk mustache Smile back at the man in the moon Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away Dunk your cookies Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing Step carefully over sidewalk cracks Change into some play clothes Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich Have a staring contest with your cat Eat ice cream for breakfast Kiss a frog just in case Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck" Blow the wrapper off a straw Refuse to eat crusts Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no" Watch TV in your pajamas Ask "Why?...
• GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND excerpted from "Kids Who Eat Paste" performed by The Brunching Shuttlecocks written by Lore "Cosmic Slug" Shoberg Scene
  A podium, with the Presidential Seal and a few microphones on it....
• From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: davidbe@sco.UUCP Subject: A Song for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) Keyword...