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• Factorials were invented to make math look more exciting.
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• This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway.
  (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.)...
• Pogo sticks make people jumpy.
• Exciting Things To Do In Worceste
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  They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable....
• Children's Books That Didn't Make It... ** You Are Different and That's Bad ** The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables ** Dad's New Wife Robert ** Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share ** The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking ** Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence ** The Little Sissy Who Snitched ** Some Kittens Can Fly.
  ** The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator ** The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy ** Strangers Have the Best Candy ** Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way ** You Were an Accident ** Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will ** Pop!...
• CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
  They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off....