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• I believe that this whole war in the middle east was fabricated by the Iraq carpenters union trying to create more jobs.
• Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
• cars and driving --- For a while I didn't have a car.
  .. I had a helicopter... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
• I believe in moderate Moderation.
• Heard on Rush Limbaugh(sp?): Q: What's the difference between Elvis and Jim Wright?
  A: Everyone knows Wright is dead... This is a paradoy ad that appeared in the Chicago Reader....
• Anthony Argyriou (I can't remember where I read this, but it was not from a collection of jokes.
  I believe it was quoted in some sort of article on race relations in America, and is probably PD....
• I read the DOC's...is this English?
• I DID read the manual...