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• I lost everything," [Norris] said.
• apartments --- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost.
  It's in the apartment somewhere. I installed a skylight in my apartment....
• I get blamed for *everything*!
• I lost a button hole today.
• Everything that's important has already been said!
• Don't believe everything I say.
• Swifties: "Have a ride in my new ambulance", said Tom hospitably.
  "The doctors had to remove a bone from my arm", said Tom humorlessly....
• miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
• Two hunters hired a bush pilot to fly them to a remote lake in Alaska.
  As he dropped them off, the pilot said, "Now, you can legally shoot one moose apiece, but don't do it....