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I Tried To Get A Life, But It Was Too Expensive.
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I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
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From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From...
Bill Watterson, cartoonist: "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.