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• The counselor looks at the tape: B I M M H Y B A R T P C T "Well, no, Mr.
  Jackson, that's not what it means....
• dogs --- I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.
  It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!...
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• I was here and you were gone,now your here and I'm gone!
• IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
• I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
• A@R@ R N@R@ I ! D@R@ M/Û\A@R@ ó ò