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• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• What's the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to talk to when you're getting a great blow job.
• ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~ HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! ~%~%~%~%~%~%~%~
• Please Mr. Custard, I don' wanna gel ...
• Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog'
• You're a lapsed atheist, dear.
• J. D. Salinger... John Knowles... even James Kirkwood and that guy Don Bredes.
  .. they've destroyed being an adolescent,Garraty. If you're a sixteen-year-old boy, you can't discuss the pains of adolescent love with any decency anymore....