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I've Been Rich & I've Been Poor. Rich Is Better.
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I've been rich & I've been poor. Rich is better.
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Eat the rich -- the poor are tough & stringy
Eat the rich--the poor are tough and stringy
Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful?
Rule #2 - Never make a rich man poor.
Draft Dodger Rag by Phil Ochs [annotated for Danforth Quayle] Oh I am just a typical American boy [with a filthy rich grandpa] > from a typical American town [where my daddy runs the newspaper] I believe in God and Senator Dodd and keeping old Castro down.
[not to mention Daniel Ortega] And when it came my time to serve I knew better dead than red, [or is it better red than dead?...
Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From...
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.
So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned....
A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
Alienation's for the rich.